That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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