it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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