How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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