You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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