But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
