if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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