let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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