Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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