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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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