ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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