I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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