She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We are all done wearing pants today
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i believe in u and ur pee
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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