I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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