Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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