So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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