: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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