Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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