The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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