i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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