have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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