I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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