all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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