actually, I'm a sock model
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The adults are the big ones right?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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