found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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