As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We left the knife in your bed.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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