god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
zippers are such a cool invention
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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