Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize