I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
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