Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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