I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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