my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize