i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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