I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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