I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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