I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The feeling are messing with the penis
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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