So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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