Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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