check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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