Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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