Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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