Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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