Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
