I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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