Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Randomize