I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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