And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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