So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
not ubering you a puppy
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
