i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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