on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
