I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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