why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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