I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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