Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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