I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Someone shit on the floor
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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