come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
